Insurance for your own arse

Articles » Insurance for your own arse
Created: 2008-08-06

Yeah, folks, insuring your arse is reality, not just merely something you would say to your just-as-drunk mate in a pub, after threatening to kick his behind.

 

Graham Butterfield has insured his for no less than 1 million pounds. The 54-year-old who works for Silentnight, bed makers company, tests their production. And that is done by sitting on a bed, jumping around and writing a detailed report later on.

 

The man claims his butt is so sensitive, he can tell what material a mattress is made of, tell its softness or even textures. This weird skill, according to Graham is absolutely natural and his behind requires no special care.

 

Having insured his arse, he is often made fun of. But the guy is so confident about what he does, he simply says others are just jealous of his job. Well, when you think of it, who wouldn’t like a job of sitting around on beds all day?

 

By The W

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