A real Martian has been discovered living in the UK!

Articles » A real Martian has been discovered living in the UK!
Created: 2008-06-05

If you have ever sworn not to eat any more sweet stuff after failing to put on your favourite pants.

Keith Sorrell does not hesitate and claims he usually eats not just one, not two, but twelve Mars chocolate bars per day! Even when it comes to booze, the 37-year-old mixes it with Mars-flavoured milkshake. And all this obsession started back in school days with 'one or two between meals'. "All my pocket money went on them and one day I realised i couldn't get by without them", he said. "Now I can easily polish off 12 a day, more at weekends. I'm totally addicted".

Surprisingly it is not just an addition to his daily meals, it is actually all Keith eats. And if you think such diet is destroying his health, you’re probably right. Not entirely, though. The Mars-addict says he compensates by drinking a lot of orange juice and taking multivitamins. “I haven’t changed my diet for 17 years and my health is fine”, he insists.

However, British nutrition experts think the future might not be so bright. It is believed, he is likely to experience more and more problems as he ages. But then again, everyone does. So let’s just thank Keith for being one of those people who make the world as flamboyant as it is.

 

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